Orange Alert: Black Swan Event

Maybe a Faux News 'Orange Alert' will get their attention...

"I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue"
Four brokerages shut down by the move in the Swiss Franc, so far...

A bad week for the carry trades:

Swiss Franc/Euro: "Black Swan Event"

Euro/dollar

The last leg of the carry trade stool is rolling over
Yen/Dow short-term view: Now basically identical

Credit spreads

Canadian dollar

Russian stocks in no man's land

Walmart

Blue light special in aisle 5.