HuffPo: Jan. 1st, 2015
"Accident", "Incident", what's the difference when you're the one filling out the report?
Yahoo Dec. 31st, 2014
Don't worry, the NRA will raise the children...
The great thing about the NRA, is that when you go to their indoor range in Virginia, they give you the answers to the firearms safety test when they hand you the Federally mandated test. At least they did for me and everyone else who was taking it that day. Take it from me, shooting is far more exciting when you're surrounded by clueless fucks carrying assault rifles, who could blow your head off at a moment's notice.
"She was not the least bit irresponsible"
"In neighboring Washington state, a 3-year-old boy was seriously injured in November when he accidentally shot himself in the face in a home in Lake Stevens, about 30 miles north of Seattle."
"In April, a 2-year-old boy apparently shot and killed his 11-year-old sister while they and their siblings played with a gun inside a Philadelphia home. Authorities said the gun was believed to have been brought into the home by the mother's boyfriend."
And the rioting hasn't even begun. Yet:
When the shooting begins, stay home. Until it dies down. Literally.
Not every dopamine-seeker realizes that their day at the mall is ending.
