Showing posts with label FULL RETARD. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FULL RETARD. Show all posts

Monday, June 4, 2012

Full Retard

When ZeroHedge first brought up this recent Larry Summers article in the Financial Times, I was flabbergasted but I certainly can't say surprised.  After all, no sooner had I written my recent diatribe about Harvard, than the dean himself comes out and says literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard anyone say, who was supposedly deemed mentally competent:
So, what is to be done? Rather than focusing on lowering already epically low rates, governments that enjoy such low borrowing costs can improve their creditworthiness by borrowing more not less.  
And then when Doug Kass @RM.com piled onto the same Summers article, my 'Full Retard' alarm went into red alert.  Any time you have Dumb and Dumber clamoring for the same horrifyingly moronic policy then you know it's just a matter of time before it gets implemented.

So, to paraphrase the article, the way out of a debt crisis is to borrow MORE not LESS.  You see, we have been doing it all wrong up to now - we've been borrowing too little.  What we need are more bridges to nowhere, more military equipment piled up or better yet blown up - and other trinkets that add no value to the economy.  In other words, we are  just not good borrowers and dammit we need to improve !

Then he adds in some economic babble about 'carry forward' of leases and he quotes another Harvard stooge just for good measure.  But, he makes sure never to question the value of these various acquisitions in the first place.  After all, it's a foregone conclusion that everything the government buys is a good use of money, will provide a positive future rate of return and won't burden our children and grandchildren...Except of course it's all academic nonsense.  Instead of comparing the ACTUAL expected rate of return from these pointless expenditures, his basic point is that given that we are going to pay for all of this junk anyway, we may as well finance at it at low interest rates.  AND, most importantly, by doing so we can take advantage of cheap financing to borrow EVEN MORE money to buy even more pointless government crap - 'Act now and you will get 6 Ginsu Knives, absolutely Free'.  He does make mention near the end about an expected ROI from these 'investments that would offset the expenditure (aka. the Keynesian delusion); but of course he conveniently ignores the fact that there has been negative ROI on the past 229 years of government borrowing, as evidenced by the massive accumulation of debt.  But, that's obviously because we were not borrowing enough.  In order to pay off your debts via borrowing,  Harvard Economic theory postulates that you need to borrow the MAXIMUM amount possible.  And of course, he never questions the fact that these 'low interest' rates are provided by the Federal Reserve monetizing government debt by printing new money which is an invisible tax on all of us.  The next time we go to the grocery store or gas station we get to pay that tax in the form of higher prices. 

Wow!  Even I am speechless for once, and my end-of-world paranoia is at full tilt when I realize these are the types of people 'leading' us at this juncture.  No doubt Pres. Obama has already assimilated the piece and is nodding his head approvingly:

"Brilliant !  But then he is the Dean of Harvard after all, so we should expect this type of intelligence...And of course Larry (Harvard) did contribute to my campaign.  Ok, so let's double (again) the size of the government deficit.  No, wait...why stop there - triple it...No, wait... !"  

And of course the real issue isn't Larry Summers and a few stooges who subscribe to his point of view - after all, every Village has its Idiot.  The real issue, as I wrote in my Harvard piece, is the amount of ongoing 'mind share' these thought dealers are accorded by the Lamestream Media.  

What the hell are our Children and Grandchildren going to think about us?  


Friday, November 11, 2011

FULL RETARD

Republican Debate

Candidate 1: "When I get into office, I am going to cut spending and implement a flat tax, because I feel that the 1% who run this country (and finance my campaign) are paying too large a share of the tax burden.  We need to get the 50% of free-loading Americans (i.e. the ones whose jobs we outsourced), to start paying their fair share.  [TREMENDOUS APPLAUSE FROM ASSEMBLED IDIOCRACY]

Candidate 2: "That's nothing. When I get into office, I am going to cut taxes and eliminate three Government departments - I just can't remember which ones...I am pretty sure one of them is Education..."
[TREMENDOUS APPLAUSE FROM ASSEMBLED IDIOCRACY]

Ron Paul: "That's nothing.  I will eliminate five departments in the Federal Government, abolish the Federal Reserve and restore the Gold Standard.  Eventually I will eliminate the entire Federal Government - at which time I will set up my one-man office in the parking lot at WalMart".  
"Folks, I would sincerely like to implement a more effective and efficient Federal Government, but my ideology prevents me from believing that such a thing even exists".
[TREMENDOUS APPLAUSE FROM ASSEMBLED IDIOCRACY]

Candidate 4: "That's nothing.  I have been in government for twenty years and I was on the 315 House Subcommittees aimed at reducing regulation, cutting taxes, and downsizing government.  It all went nowhere of course, but it was a super duper experience and qualifies me to be the next bullshit-artist in chief."
[TREMENDOUS APPLAUSE FROM ASSEMBLED IDIOCRACY]

Candidate 5: "I am a pizza maker and I promise to reduce all taxes to 9% across the board.  I also promise 9 toppings on 9 large pizzas for 9 dollars"  [TREMENDOUS APPLAUSE FROM ASSEMBLED IDIOCRACY]

Candidate 6: "That's nothing.  I will reduce all taxes to 0% which will free up the economy to grow, grow, grow which will eventually increase tax revenues back above where they are currently.   It worked for Reagan, and it can work again !"
[TREMENDOUS APPLAUSE FROM THE IDIOCRACY].

Candidate 7: "As you can clearly ascertain, I am not anything like these tea party nut jobs.  I am the quintessential Wall Street Insider.  I made my fortune in Private Equity disemboweling American companies and selling their carcasses to foreigners.   Unbeknownst to you, I was already handed the Repulican nomination by my 1% Associates who run this country, during a private meeting last year.  After all, I can raise more money with one phone call, than the rest of these morons can raise in a year.  My assignment is to endure this charade for the next few months, to propagate the illusion of democracy for the benefit of the Idiocracy.  Short of finding pictures of me partying with Jerry Sandusky, thanks to the odd jobs here on stage, I can't lose this nomination."
[CONFUSED APPLAUSE FROM THE IDIOCRACY].

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Hello, this is President Barack Obama: "Like these perma-smiliing salesmen, I was elected by making a lot of promises I knew would never see the light of day.  When I got to Washington things were even more fucked up than I could have imagined.   As a result, I have continued to propagate all of George Bush's moronic policies, because the Special Interest groups who run the U.S. won't allow me to do otherwise.  Any time I try to do anything, I am branded a dangerous radical and Faux News starts looking into my immigration status.  I eventually implemented a Medical Care bill which was the most bloated and bastardized piece of legislation ever rammed through Congress- which is no small feat !  Unfortunately, I have more than used up all of the "Change/Hope" political capital that got me elected, so here I am a sitting duck for this coming year as the Republicans decide which Simple Jack will take me out in the next election.  Actually, I was recently told by my sponsors that they now favour their other candidate Mitt Romney over me, even though I have done everything they have asked me to do...after all, the new Medical Care bill is going to make the Insurance companies a ton of money.

 Let me finish by saying God Bless America (because if I don't I will be branded an Islamist atheist)".