Until this all implodes spectacularly, we are all captive to the Roman Circus. Now every fucking moron thinks they'll be president one day. The next presidential election will be a run-off between Gary Busey, Bernie Madoff, and David Copperfield.
Today's dead cat bounce in Emerging Markets was caused by three factors: one the ECB-sponsored global short-covering rally. More Wall Street sponsored bullshit that the U.S. and China are settling the trade war. Thirdly, the Turkish Central Bank raising interest rates to an asinine 24%. Because nothing quite restores confidence like an interest rate that would make a loan shark blush...
"Despite the fact that it now has higher interest rates than the failed state of Venezuela, Turkey's rate hike on Thursday might just be the shot in the arm the economy needs"
We're now living in a 100% Idiocracy:
I think we all see where I'm going with this...
"Go Daddy and pot stocks are surging"
This pot stock has revenue of $28 million and a market cap of $11 billion. I shit you not...
"No one saw it coming"
