We've seen this movie before...
This week the Manchurian Candidate was summoned to Helsinki to receive new directives and hand over the nuclear codes for safekeeping. There's no "Deep State" in Russia, so we can all breathe a sigh of relief. Those who don't believe that Trump can implode this gong show, evince way too little faith in Bozo the Clown. He was hand-picked by the KGB for a reason. Having been forced to recant his view on Russian election interference ten times this week, you could count the minutes until he went ALL IN on China, to appease his bloodthirsty base. The world's second largest economy is on the ropes, which means we're #Winning!!! The term clueless dunce is a vast understatement...
“If it does, it does,” Trump responded
But on the plus side, Go Daddy made a new high:
And, what the world needs more than anything is also shared sacrifice. Which by sheer coincidence will arrive on the same day, via overnight delivery.
Free of charge of course.