"...Then reality TV star turned head of state, President Camacho, handed the entire U.S. government over to the RepubliCon party, half of whom had previously questioned whether or not he was fit to be their leader. After that, they liked him very much. For his part he vowed to escalate nuclear arms races and trade wars on Twitter at all hours of day and night. To keep the world safe from unstable demagogues..."
"The body will now have to deliver its reports to lawmakers, rather than releasing them directly to the public"
What else?
