Friday, March 11, 2016

"We've Reached Terminal Idiocracy, We Hope You Enjoyed The Trip"

They fixed their debt crisis by borrowing more money. And they fixed the oil and gas glut by increasing production...

Some things were not meant to survive, the Idiocracy is one of them...

"Short squeeze!"

"I need to get new glasses before I miss another rally"

Chesapeake Energy Doubles Since Founder's Untimely Passing

Police: McClendon crashed traveling at 'high rate of speed'
"Aubrey McClendon, a founder and former chief executive of Chesapeake Energy, died in a fiery single-car crash Wednesday, a day after he was charged with conspiring to rig bids for oil and natural gas leases."

"Who wants to be CEO? We need six volunteers"