Thursday, November 5, 2015

Mass Layoffs and Printing Money: The Secret To Effortless Wealth

It's amazing no one thought of it sooner...

"The greed-addled uber-dunces of the day believed that mass layoffs were the path to prosperity. They had no clue how to build an economy, only how to sell one. The sheeple never once questioned 'the system'"

They had no time for any of that reality bullshit, they were too busy following the Kardashians and assembling their sex robots...

This just in: Should you have sex with robots?
Because nothing cures loneliness like having sex with a lifeless mannekin...





Corporate profits (red) with capacity utilization (black)
I knew I had seen that chart somewhere...




Mind the GAAP:
Doh!



Because: "We specialize in cappuccinos now"

Manufacturing employment (blue) with total population (red)




The Harvard textbooks were all ultimately converted to 4-ply toilet paper for highest and best use...