"Double Or Dog Food": The Last Muppet Show Now Playing

Buy and hold muppets have no clue about the rotating obliteration taking place under the surface of the indices. They'll be the last to know...

MW: Nov. 2, 2015
The Best Time To Buy Stocks Is Right Now
"The stock market has its best performance during the winter months"
[i.e. Because that's when Wall Street receives their bonus]

"Who wants to get muppetized?"
Those buying stocks at the top in October 1929, had to wait 25 years to 1955 to break-even...

This is all sadly deja vu, because over a year ago, I said that the IPO craze was about to end extremely badly... 

March 7, 2014:
Double or Dog Food All IN @ Dow Casino
"really, today's investors are nothing more than compulsive gamblers, playing the market like it's a lottery - all in, double or dog food...meanwhile the Wall Street croupiers laugh while they sweep the influx of dumb money straight into offshore bank accounts..."

Fast forward a few hundred pump and dumps later:

Meanwhile, back in reality, there's never been a worse time to buy stocks...


Corporate profits baselined to GDP: 

Labor Participation rate with Stocks (divided by debt and CPI):

The last muppet show is now playing...The S&P has gone nowhere for two months, but UnHedged funds have been hammered by volatility. A mild taste of things to come.

Fed policy by Police Squad shellacked hedge funds. The S&P is right back to the Flash Crash level. It's time for round 2...