"It Can't Happen To Me"

"In the end, they laid everyone off for special dividends. No one lifted a finger to stop it. The sheeple were obedient to the very end..."

Generation Madoff has it all figured out. Whereas 0% for six years didn't work, next they will pay people to borrow money...

"Federal Reserve officials now seem open to deploying negative interest rates to combat the next serious recession even though they rejected that option during the darkest days of the financial crisis in 2009 and 2010."

Bill Dudley explaining the economic impact of negative interest rates, when 0% fails:

"When you need that little extra push to get you over the edge..."

There's only one problem with this "plan": Obama's unemployment rate at 0%. The day when everyone stops looking for work because there isn't any, and stocks go to 0 amid no revenue.

The next "recession" won't be a recession:

"...a special-purpose ruling class—one that is incapable of understanding that the end-game is approaching"

Bernie Madoff is wondering why he's the one in jail.