"Don't worry, this is NOT Global Warming."
"The Dow is a fantastic investment."
"Your team will win the election and fix everything."
"Everyone else will lose their job, except you."
"Monsanto is not turning you into a toxic waste dump"
"You could have been a climate scientist despite having zero knowledge of the field. Or any other, for that matter"
"And this will all implode decades from now, on the children..."
"It's just weather"
2014
"Above all. Maintain status quo"
"Just keep buying bitchez, we're almost there"
