Saturday, August 22, 2015

Deez Nuts Are Locked In a Vise Of Denial And Conflict Of Interest

"The Emerging Market meltdown is a buying opportunity. We're decoupled, there's no correlation to our markets..."



"If you didn’t sell your stocks at the beginning of the week, it might be too late to unload now. Instead strategists are advising to buy into quality stocks and then hold on for the ride."

AUM: Assets Under Management aka. "Conflict of Interest"

The universal belief is that this is a healthy "correction". The latest buying opportunity. As long as that belief prevails, the steady roll lower will continue, until shit breaks and Central Banksters can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. Only panic and capitulation can bring an end to the selling. But if investors sell, then Wall Street loses "Assets Under Management", so the psychopaths will keep the sheeple locked in until it's far too late. 

Unfortunately, the Idiocracy doesn't believe in reality, or conflict of interest, or pulling their heads out of their own asses...



"There’s surprisingly little correlation in performance"
Blind man says there's "No correlation" other than peaking on the exact same day in 2007 and this year...



I consider 2011 (middle below) to be the minimum baseline for any sell-off of size. This one will far exceed that to say the least. In the meantime we can use that as a relative pain threshold for Deez Nuts...


The % of stocks above the 200 day moving average is still holding up...



Volume (lower pane) only started to rise on Friday which was options expiration, and therefore skewed higher...


Etraders getting wiped out. Visualized:
Equity Put/call ratio:



Unhedged Funds:
Index put /call ratio



Surprise!
(that gap down in the Dow indicates that Skynet has lost control):

The almighty VIX: Options Fear Gauge


VIX weekly:
Steepest one week rise in history
Binary risk visualized...



Gap 'n Crap Visualized
We haven't seen this ever time:



"Which stocks should I buy in a global meltdown?"
Down volume / up volume



Nasdaq Highs-Lows:



"Enjoy the ride, bitchez. We'll see you at the bottom"