Tuesday, June 10, 2014

(Advanced) Descent Into Madness

Never say that the Idiocracy ignores ALL problems, if there is a way to make money from a crisis, they will find it. Here below we see the solution to the ever-escalating number of school shootings. It's the bulletproof blanket. Problem solved. $1,000 MSRP. I feel much safer now with sending my kids to school.

"So, as we drift into numb acceptance that gun violence is part of U.S. culture, ProTecht offers us the Bodyguard Blanket, an orange shroud designed to stop a 9mm bullet. "

"Gun violence is part of U.S. culture". The French take long lunches, Americans run around killing each other. It's a cultural thing.