Wednesday, September 17, 2014

How I Learned to Stop Worrying

...And Profit from the Demise of Ponzi Capitalism



The Last Bull Markets
"What stocks should I own in history's largest bubble?"
"Who will tell me when to sell?"

Guns, Booze, Fracking, Cigarettes, and the riskiest places on the planet. Invest at your own risk. 

Handguns left the party since the last update (June)
Once the hillbillies figured out that the Muslim Anti-Christ couldn't run for President again, they hit the bid. It only took them two years to figure it out too... 



Machine Guns are always a solid investment
Everyone should have at least half a dozen...


Marlboro Reds
Peaked in June and July, now going parabolic




Molson Coors
Mind that gap



Fracking Stocks, the Idiocracy's new bonanza
Fracking stocks are now a victim of their own success, because they are driving down oil prices:

"A more immediate concern is oil pricing. With horizontal drilling so successful and offering such lavish margins, some wonder if shale oil could duplicate the recent history of natural gas. Fracking unleashed so much natural gas supply that prices collapsed. Could the same happen with oil?"

Peaked in June at the time of the last update.
Left the party early...



There's always Middle Eastern Stocks

Up 40% Year to date:




Pakistan is always a safe bet:
Up 500% in five years:


Let's not forget Argentina
Home of the serial sovereign default and top performing stock market this year:



Every portfolio should have at least one $8 billion drug stock, with no sales:






A Friendly Reminder
Extend and Pretend is an Elevator Ride Into the Abyss
The degenerate gamblers will never see it coming: