"For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his soul?"
The soul is lost, and the world is next.
"...then mankind created God in his own image, to bless the depravity that was about to ensue. The first order of business was to create a holiday to celebrate conspicuous consumption and corporate profit"
Then when they least expected it, and were maximum leveraged to their consumption orgy, God took it all back, in her infinite wisdom.
They were shocked and outraged, that their corporate-granted right to consume had been revoked.
The Temple of Dow burned to zero. Plus or minus.
