They get fucking nuked. Because sadly, they don't trust anyone who can be trusted.
We just learned that China is on the ropes in the trade war. What happens next could be the decisive blow:
"China thought it had reached a deal with Washington in May to avoid a trade war, but was shocked when the Trump administration, in Beijing's eyes, went back on that agreement."
That must be fake news, because I don't want to believe it. The truth is a leftist conspiracy, coincidentally including all people with an IQ greater than ten and a functioning conscience.
Meanwhile, "this is victory!!!":
"Emerging-market currencies are unlikely to rebound from this year's downturn until 2019, as rising trade tensions and the prospect of higher interest rates in major economies curb investor appetite for risk, a Reuters poll found on Thursday."
"Don't worry, 2019 is only four and a half months away"
Speaking of weather-related meltdown, gambling casinos are imploding, so the mayor of Las Vegas just blamed the weather. I shit you not. The mannekin interviewing her didn't even blink.
"Don't worry, it's just the weather"
Meanwhile back in the other casino junk stocks are going parabolic today...
Anything "internet" is catching an asinine moonshot:
IAC/Interactive
Match.com
Yelp
Travelzoo
Nothing to see here...
Some other casino stocks are not doing so well however.
Don't worry, it's just the weather.
