Friday, August 10, 2018

A Turkey-Driven Meltdown

The turkey-in-chief just used Twitter to trigger a 1997-style global currency crisis on a Friday in August, during the lowest liquidity days of summer. Who doubted that he wouldn't implode this clown show? O ye of little faith. After all, he was hand-picked for this job...


"What means that?"

It means that Trumptopia is about to get duly monkey hammered.

"I don't believe you, because I live in a post-truth denialist Idiocracy"

Revel in your time.