Thursday, March 2, 2017

100% Idiocracy. Accept No Substitutes

Sexting app Snapchat started trading this morning, soaring 50%+ over the already-inflated IPO price of $17. This is an iPhone app that allows teenagers to send porn selfies to one another, which are stored for a brief moment and then "disappear", assuming no one takes a screen shot in the meantime...

It's a top-tier need within the Idiocratic hierarchy of "needs":




The most expensive IPO in human history, having a -120% profit margin and a price/sales ratio of ~74. The S&P P/S ratio is 2:



The shares are all non-voting, which has already invited SEC investigation. And the user growth rate is beginning to decline. Other than that it's a good deal for investors. 

Red Flags And Idiot Money

Another hedge fund manager, who wished to remain anonymous, had a more blunt view, ascribing the demand to mutual fund "dumb money."

"The bankers who put this deal together, they must be having drinks right now laughing about this," the fund manager says, citing the fact that the Snapchat shares being sold are non-voting shares, an unprecedented move for an IPO.

"It’s idiot money. Who would pay these kind of numbers for non-voting stock?"





The largest IPO in three years initiated at "Sell", what could go wrong?




The Snapchat IPO is hammering the overall IPO market




Oil prices fell nearly 2 percent on Thursday after Russian oil production remained unchanged in February, showing weak compliance with a global deal to curb supply to tighten the oversupplied market.

Russia's February oil output was unchanged from January at 11.11 million barrels per day (bpd), energy ministry data showed, with cuts remaining at 100,000 bpd or just a third of the levels pledged by Moscow 




A stronger dollar also weighed on green-back denominated oil

Bueller?