Shocking. Absolutely shocking I tell you...
Dow 20,000. Or crash...
"Tactically unprecedented record long (short bonds), easily unwound into a one-sided market"
"We were tactically unhedged, since it's not our money anyways"
"The race to repeal Obamacare by President-elect Donald Trump and the Republican Congress will have one immediate side effect beyond any doctor's office: a large tax cut for the wealthiest Americans."
"We were preoccupied with fucking over the former middle class when we got fucked over by our own circus clown putting on a goat rodeo. We were godless and corrupt as the day is long, so no one saw it coming"