Thursday, December 22, 2016

Good News: The Anti-Christ Has Been Identified

Judgement Day can now proceed on schedule...

A megalomaniac circus clown, with in-depth experience in serial real estate bankruptcy and reality TV, just started a new global arms race on Twitter. I feel safer already...





The doomsday clock is now three minutes to noon the next day...




"Pentagon whores installed by Lockheed Martin just informed me that we can only destroy the entire world about 70 times over"




"So we're gonna get us some more nukes, bitchez"




We have only one hope left...drop the hammer on the megalomaniacs...

And watch the empire collapse

Lockheed Martin & Co:



Oil is the doomsday device for global hegemons. It will bring them ALL down at the same time. And make them finally realize that the REAL problem isn't outside the country it's inside the country.





Episode IV: A New Hope