Tuesday, October 11, 2016

The Religion of Reality

New members always welcome

Membership is free


No fairy tales. Try to be responsible

One God for everyone. No exceptions

Make the most of the life you were given, you have no idea if there's another one. Suicide bombers need not apply

If you want to become a better person, then become a better person. Everything else you try will be a total waste of time

No fake promises. No one's listening

No place to be on the weekend, except the Waffle House. Don't everyone show up at the same time

Most importantly, never lie to yourself, you'll never know when you're about to get monkey hammered by your own fatuous bullshit. And that's embarassing.