New members always welcome
Membership is free
Beliefs: TRUTH, GRATITUDE, HUMILITY
No fairy tales. Try to be responsible
One God for everyone. No exceptions
Make the most of the life you were given, you have no idea if there's another one. Suicide bombers need not apply
If you want to become a better person, then become a better person. Everything else you try will be a total waste of time
No fake promises. No one's listening
No place to be on the weekend, except the Waffle House. Don't everyone show up at the same time
Most importantly, never lie to yourself, you'll never know when you're about to get monkey hammered by your own fatuous bullshit. And that's embarassing.
