The Shitting of Bricks @ MAXIMUM BULLSHIT

The Idiocracy is being waterboarded with bullshit right now. Because the only thing that lies more than euphoric money, is trapped money. Recall T. Boner Pickens telling us that oil will double in 12 months one day, and then telling us he's stopped out just 3 days later...it took less than one week to prove him wrong "that oil has bottomed". This past Thursday broke January's low and was the lowest level since 2003. This current short-covering "rally" will be even shorter. 

In the past 6 months, we've had at least 5 OPEC production cuts, none of which actually happened...

The Soylent Borg are not panicking, because their thought dealers haven't instructed them to do so. For now, they remain at one with the machine. Nevertheless, we are very quickly approaching the point of recognition when they realize that they were only ever corporate disposable batteries. And now, their useful life, from a corporate standpoint, is over.

At that point, shit will get real.

In the meantime, take the bullshit with a salt mine. 

SC: Feb. 12, 2016
Deutsche Bank Soars on $5.4 billion Bond Buyback

They have $887billion in total debt, so they just bought back half a percent...can't you see the stock soaring? It's back to where it was last Friday...

This is 2008 all over again. Desperate morons lying constantly to stunned zombies guzzling Kool-Aid from a fire hose...

"Drink up, bitchez"