This time there'll be nothing left to bailout. They're skydiving without a parachute...
"Good news, revenue is down -12% year over year. Don't worry, we'll make it up on layoffs"
Microsoft revenue: -12.16%
"Declining revenue is extremely bullish"
McDonald's revenue -5.32%
JPMorgan revenue -5.64%
Kimberley Clark revenue: -13%
Molson Coors revenue: -12.89%