You can't warn aspiring muppets. I've tried.
Hedge fund muppets:
Speaking of which, where did the dumb money go? The dumb money didn't show up for work today and now everyone from Wall Street to Silicon Valley is panicking:
Casino volume today is one third of normal, due to the Columbus Day holiday. And due to serial muppet slaying:
Skynet is getting lonely
Serial muppet slaying has taken a toll on liquidity:
Banana Republic liquidity:
Oil is tanking again, and low volume/volatility such as today's has preceded every turn lower.
Aussie (/Yen) hourly (red)
Was strong overnight, but S&P looks tired...
Aussie/Yen daily aka. "overnight risk"