Rule #1: Never panic the sheeple
How else would this all end?
Do you strive to tell the truth most of the time? Admit when you're wrong?
Then you'll never be a world leader. You don't have what it takes...
Rule #1 of Idiocratic leadership: Never panic the sheeple
When confronting a globally failed trade model, it's of primary importance to never admit that there is a globally failed trade model. The first recourse is to take counter-cyclical Fiscal and Monetary policies to level 10. And then when that implodes with extreme dislocation in 2008, take those exact same failed policies to level 11.
Lastly, pile drive the entire clusterfuck straight into the ground while never once informing the sheeple. It's critically important that they never see it coming, because they might panic ahead of being obliterated.
In order for this disaster to occur in broad daylight, many roles must be fulfilled:
Commodity hewer
Factory slave
Jobless consumer
Media infotainer
Mindless Corporate drone
Corporate Mad Men
Trusted psychopath aka. investment advisor
Self-bankrupting Etrader
Game show host politician
Slumdog billunaire
Central Bank bukkake whore
"Keynesian" Econo-dunce