Friday, May 1, 2015

Trouble In Alibabylon

Despite Skynet's best efforts, Wall Streets largest steaming piles are weighing on this market like a ton of bricks

The world's largest IPO also happens to be the world's largest failed IPO

Prior to Alibaba, the world's largest failed IPO was Twitter, which got monkey hammered this week. Apparently they can't monetize Shakespeare's progeny, the 145-character challenged Idiocracy (Was that too harsh? I never know):

Speaking of Idiocracy, Apple is selling off because the new iWatch doesn't work on people who have full arm tattooes. I'm not making this shit up.

Which apparently is having a major impact on sales:

The global financial system now hinges on arm tattooes and junk IPOs