Ponzi World (Over 3 Billion NOT Served)

The globalized economy is a colossal Ponzi Scheme in which the vast majority survive on the bread crumbs falling off the table. The possibility of 7 billion people achieving a consumption-oriented lifestyle is zero, so the World Bank conveniently set the poverty line at $1.25/day to legalize global slavery. As long as someone else's children are doing the suffering, it's "all good". Post-2008, this illusion was extended merely by plundering all future generations.

Friday, May 1, 2015

Trouble In Alibabylon

Despite Skynet's best efforts, Wall Streets largest steaming piles are weighing on this market like a ton of bricks

The world's largest IPO also happens to be the world's largest failed IPO

Prior to Alibaba, the world's largest failed IPO was Twitter, which got monkey hammered this week. Apparently they can't monetize Shakespeare's progeny, the 145-character challenged Idiocracy (Was that too harsh? I never know):

Speaking of Idiocracy, Apple is selling off because the new iWatch doesn't work on people who have full arm tattooes. I'm not making this shit up.

Which apparently is having a major impact on sales:

The global financial system now hinges on arm tattooes and junk IPOs