U.S. macro data came in worst in 6 years
A day trader living in his parents' basement near Heathrow was credited with causing the $1 trillion 2010 Flash Crash
Ben Bernanke re-joined Wall Street after a few months break from the Goldman Fed.
And the Earth is the hottest it's been in the past 135 years, although in no way related to pumping 85 million barrels of carbon every day into the atmosphere.