Atlas Shrugged: State Assistance for Billunaires

Not to be confused with the RomneyBot's 47%, who were laid off by vulture capitalists making a quick buck.

#1 Wealthiest American: Billy Gates 

Microsoft with Fed Balance sheet

#2 Warren Buffett...

#3 Larry Ellison

#6 Jeff Bezos (4 and 5 are Koch bros, privately owned):

#7 Walmart Family

As we see, printing money really "helps" the economy:
The Economy as imputed from 1 Year Interest Rates:

Terminal Idiocracy