Wednesday, December 3, 2014

America: Love It or Get Bombed Into Fucking Oblivion (Choose Carefully)

And on the 8th Day, God created the United States to make the world safe for junk food and junk culture



Except when corporate profits are at risk, then there's never an excuse not to use violence...


Syria 1949
Iran 1953
Guatemala 1954
Tibet 1955–70s
Indonesia 1958
Cuba 1959
Iraq 1960–63
Dominican Republic 1961
South Vietnam 1963
Brazil 1964
Chile 1970–73
Afghanistan 1979–89
Turkey 1980
Poland 1980–89
Nicaragua 1981–90
Iraq 1992–96
Venezuela 2002
Iraq 2002–03
Iran 2005–present
Syria 2012–present

Latin America
Porfirio Díaz (Mexico) (1876–1911)
Institutional Revolutionary Party (Mexico) (1929–2000)
Juan Vicente Gómez (Venezuela) (1908–35)
Manuel Estrada Cabrera (Guatemala) (1898–1920)
Jorge Ubico (Guatemala) (1931–44)
Fulgencio Batista (Cuba) (1952–59)
Rafael Trujillo (Dominican Republic) (1930–61)
Efraín Ríos Montt and the rest of the military junta in Guatemala (1954-86)
Revolutionary Government Junta of El Salvador (1979–82)
Hugo Banzer (Bolivia) (1971–78)
National Reorganization Process (Argentina) (1976–83)
Brazilian military government (1964–85)
Somoza family (Nicaragua) (1936–79)
François Duvalier (Haiti) (1957–71)
Jean-Claude Duvalier (Haiti) (1971–86)
Omar Torrijos (Panama) (1968–81)
Manuel Noriega (Panama) (1983–89)
Alfredo Stroessner (Paraguay) (1954–89)
Augusto Pinochet (Chile) (1973–90)

Asia
Syngman Rhee (South Korea) (1948–60)
Park Chung-hee (South Korea) (1961–79)
Chun Doo-Hwan (South Korea) (1979-88)
Ngo Dinh Diem (South Vietnam) (1955–63)
Lon Nol (Cambodia) (1970–75)
Yahya Khan (Pakistan) (1971)
Mohammad Reza Pahlavi (Iran) (1941–79)
Ferdinand Marcos (Philippines) (1965–86)
Muhammad Zia-ul-Haq (Pakistan) (1978–88)
Saddam Hussein (Iraq) (1982–90)
Suharto (Indonesia) (1967–98)
Truong Tan Sang (Vietnam) (2011–present)
Islam Karimov (Uzbekistan) (1990–present)
Pervez Musharraf (Pakistan) (1999–2008)
Ali Abdullah Saleh (Yemen) (1990–2012)
Emomalii Rahmon (Tajikistan) (1994–present)
Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow (Turkmenistan) (2006–present)
House of Saud (Saudi Arabia) (1945–present)
Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa (Bahrain) (1999–present)
Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani (Qatar) (1995-2013)
Qaboos bin Said al Said (Oman) 

Africa
King Hassan II, predecessors and successors (Morocco) (1777-present)
Gaafar Nimeiry (Sudan) (1969–85)
Samuel Doe (Liberia) (1980–90)
Apartheid South Africa (1948–94)
Meles Zenawi (Ethiopia) (1991–2012)
Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo (Equatorial Guinea) (1979–present)
Mobutu Sese Seko (Democratic Republic of the Congo) (1965–97)
Hissène Habré (Chad) (1982–90)
Hosni Mubarak (Egypt) (1981-2011)
Idriss Déby (Chad) (1990–present)
Yoweri Museveni (Uganda) (1986–present)
Zine El Abidine Ben Ali (Tunisia) (1987–2010)
Paul Kagame (Rwanda) (2000–present)

Europe
Francisco Franco (Francoist Spain) (supported from 1959 to 1975)
Greek military junta of 1967–74