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Step 3: Lower taxes to ensure maximum ROI from historically massive profit margins
Some would say that this was all a planned conspiracy by the "elites" to take over the country. I see only the footprints of greed and stupidity - at best, a conspiracy of dunces. Granted, I have no doubt that the Romney Class has plenty of wealth offshore in Swiss bank accounts denominated in Swiss Francs; however, the overwhelming amount of wealth on this planet - measured in the tens of trillions, is still tied to this pyramid scheme. So when it collapses, the RomneyBots will learn an important lesson from history, which is never go all in leaving the masses with nothing left to lose. Even the Kings of old were not that stupid.
No bailouts, No Wall Street, No problem.