Monday, June 30, 2008

Don't Blame Bush

President Bush's popularity is falling faster than the stock market and the anti-Bush chorus gets louder each day.

But don't blame one man for everything bad that you see going on around you. After all, (almost) half the electorate of the U.S. voted for Bush, not once, but TWICE if you can imagine!!! Worse yet, the second time they voted for him, the "War" (occupation/fiasco/etc.) in Iraq was already well underway.

Of course they couldn't vote for Gore and Kerry, because those guys were too "boring" - after all, neither one of them has run a company into the ground, or speed balled coke (who knows, maybe one of them did speed ball coke - did anyone think to ask?). Meanwhile, Gore and Kerry both have real-world military experience and now they don't like war anymore - BOO FREAKING HOO! Maybe if they had spent the '60s doing everything possible to avoid Vietnam, they would still have their cajones!!! Worse yet, I heard Bore's house is the size of Rhode Island and requires 15 coal fueled power plants to power it! (Heard that on Fox News - or maybe my hill billy neighbour told me - can't remember which).

So just remember, there are still 62 million people (+/-) out there who voted for Bush TWICE and these people are just lurking in the shadows waiting to plunge us into the next abyss of stupidity and short-sightedness. If you encounter one of these people, run like hell, because reason, logic or reality will not avail you in a confrontation with the almighty BUSH VOTER. As for the future, as long as these people stalk the earth, there really isn't much hope I'm afraid (but if you are reading this, you pretty much already came to the same conclusion)...