When A Butterfly Flaps Its Wings In The Ukraine

The Global Bank of Ponzi Doesn't Accept Withdrawals from Any Branches

I was thinking about investing massively in the Ukraine,

Then I realized, I already am...

Double or Dog Food: ALL IN @Dow Casino (Yes, again)

I have come to realize that my thesis regarding the stock market is flawed - because people are not as oblivious to the insane risks as they desperately pretend to be. Most people playing the stock market right now know that it's a long shot. They know they've been burned before. However, unfortunately, they've been conned by their investment advisors and Wall Street into believing that it's the only way they can retire. 

So really, today's investors are nothing more than compulsive gamblers, playing the market like it's a lottery - all in, double or dog food...meanwhile the Wall Street croupiers laugh while they sweep the influx of dumb money straight into offshore bank accounts...

Lucky 666: Beyond the Log Periodic Bubble

Today is 5 years to the day since the 2009 low in the S&P 500

The S&P is now beyond the log periodic bubble, which in Idiocratic terms means the "coast is clear". Please resume all oblivious risk taking...

The Dying Age of Billionaires and Buffoons

This week marks the fifth year anniversary of the 2009 stock market low. March 6th is the day when Wall Street's benchmark S&P made its sinister 666 low. During the past five years, risks have grown steadily with each and every Dow point higher and are now historically unprecedented. 2008 was the wake up call - the Piper demanded to be paid. But the village idiots were not willing to end their ludicrous profligacy, so they offered up their children's future for a few more years of partying...At this late stage, either the miniscule handful of us coming to this realization before-the-collapse will be correct, or every village idiot you ever met will be vindicated for having their head shoved up their own ass...

Investing With Bernie (Yes, again)

When the attention deficit Idiocracy awakens from their Kardashian-induced stupor, they will be absolutely shocked to realize that they entrusted their life savings with Wall Street's Bernie Madoffs for a third time. We're just waiting for speculators to throw their last remaining Bitcoins away on the handful of junk stocks holding back the HALO crash. We can even predict what they are going to say when it all collapses: 

"Aw Fuck, Not This Again!!!"

The Bonfire of Insanities

"By almost any measure, the world is better than it has ever been" - Bill Gates, January 2014

The Great(est) Depression

As all 20 of us have surmised by now, the impending Depression will make the 1930s seem like a picnic. The problem with a Ponzi Scheme is that it creates massive supply/demand imbalances which are only fully revealed after-the-collapse.

Sadly no one can tell any of this to the blissfully stoned masses at large; so they will have to learn these things a day late and many dollars short, as did those who invested with Bernie Madoff...

A Fatal Attraction to All Things Fake. Now Ending Badly.

The Creator gave the human race everything they needed, so they threw it straight into the landfill. 

Given enough time, humans will believe literally anything, just so long as it's not contaminated by any form of reality. And the more people believe something, the more certain will be their belief, no matter how impossible or totally asinine.

Therefore, in order to be successful, the impending reset needs to be sufficiently "adverse" so as to finally wean the hairless monkeys off of their addiction to all things shiny and fake, and otherwise accept unvarnished reality (truth) the way it was intended. 

Life Outside of the Corporatized Matrix

"Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; 

None but ourselves can free our minds."

Marley/Redemption Song

Fuck Ted Nugent and Anyone Who Looks Like Him

Ironically, these evolution-denying demented hill billies are at risk of self-extinction...